CNY Hangover/Disproof of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Well yeah, as you can see from the title, I'm right now suffering from what is known as Chinese New Year "Hangover". Ok fine, so not everybody gets it after but I did. Being stuck at home ain't fun especially when you have a fever, flu & sore throat to keep you company. Sure there's the DOTA playing & the sleeping without waking up part but it still sucks cause you see cause unlike JC... THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING GIRLS!!! It's fricking boring here, wish I could go back to school (Wow can't belive I just said that...). Anyway good thing i collected a shit load of moolah over the pass few days :D. But Vday is still 12 days away & got no one to spend it with, on top of that O'level results coming out next week...

So... to destress myself a bit here I am with my theories to why Rock, Paer, Scissors should be non-existant (Yes, I have weird ways of passing time).

Firstly, how does a rock which is most likely lower in density than the metal used to make a pair of scissors able to break it?
Sure you may say, rock WILL bend a pair of scissors if it is hit hard enough. But look at it this way, if u hit the scissors at its tip or its thinner edge, the rock will probably break first. Only if you hit the scissors on its wide edge will then the possibility of bending it be present. So scissors thusly wins 2 out of 3 times, making it the winner of the majority of the "battles".

How does wrapping a rock in paper do anything to it?
There is no reason to wrap a rock in paper other than the fact that you might be Santa Claus sending coal to children, (& come on aren't we too old to believe in things like Santa, the Boogeyman or Micheal Jackson? I mean they're just stories to scare children.) or you're giving a present to someone with a fetish for rocks. Sure the paper may "suffocate" the rock but remember that paper is porous, the rock can still breathe. The paper may "blind" the rock also. You forget that most rocks can see in the dark, most of them are found in dark caves or underground where there is no light at all!

Scissors cannot possibly "win" paper by "dismembering" it. See, lets say you take a pair of scissors & cut a piece of paper to the smallest forms possible, atoms. Won't the scissors be overwhelmed by the shear masses of paper atoms? It's like 1 against a million billion trillion atoms of paper! How can one pair of scissors stand up to that pressure?

So yeah, don't ever play rock, paper, scissors again simply because it makes no sense what so ever. However, if you DO want to play a similar game you can play the oNHz certified version of it called:
Scissors, Paper, Spock, Lizard, Pen Missile, Tiger Hand, Portal, Gandalf, Balrog, Mousetrap, Airhorn, Magikarp, Lift, Rattlesnake, Stone...